Language jokes
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.