I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
Shyneyngsngneg sngengenetntwnga giulgekgengjsg genegngmtentwnnwgbgw.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
1 + 1 = window.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Sayo-nara.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
