Language jokes
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
Herrit?
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.