Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Language Jokes
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Fuck, fuck, and only fuck!
Herrit?
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
So 666-3629, so get it?
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
