Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender says, "Don't you mean a Martini?" The Roman then says, "Look, if I want a double, I'll ask for one."
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
