Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Language Jokes
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Your (DYM 6).
You know, "f" in orphan stands for family.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
If you read this, you are gay.
How many feet are in feet?
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Is die?
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
