Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Language Jokes
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nerverack.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
BofA deez nuts!
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
You.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
