Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Language Jokes
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
