Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Chinmey?
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Bruh, don't be punny.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
