Language jokes
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Flat.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!