Language jokes
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"