"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
How do you say nose in Spanish?
hmm.... No se.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
When did “yo” mean Hello. They are so different, how did they mean the same thing. Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language.
Spanish is difficult when my mom gives me food she says toma and that's drink in English so I always drink my food
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes
What name is easy to say in Spanish!? Marissa
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread em?
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
