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Language jokes

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.