My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
