What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Chinmey?
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese?
Some smile, others beam.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Bruh, don't be punny.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
