Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I called the suided hotline in Afghanistan and they got excited and ask if I could drive a b50two
