Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it- a lady asked me to check her balance..... so- I pushed her...
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song Chloe your the one I want on pandora? Meh: No I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it. Mom: don't talk back to meh like that young lady. Me/ someone else? - -gets silent in da room- Brother: yea this song is very annoying but maybe better than the Chelsea song. Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
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An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, "Hello ladies!"
