I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it- a lady asked me to check her balance..... so- I pushed her...
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
Q: why d men say ladies first A: s they can ook at there a**
Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
i have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis) but you aint have no girl friend your only friend yhey call him ching chong coz of your hairrline
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, "Hello ladies!"
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
Lady: I am going to come to your house.
Man: ok. An hour later, the lady is at the mans house. The man meets her outside of the house.
Man: you are going to cum to my house!
And then he fucks her.
