Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
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When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
this ole boy thats locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her and she said well fuck you i dont need you no more anyway I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me and he said well honey thats the least of my worries I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin to fuck me
There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
when a lady gets marries what does she borrow? She borrows her husband last name?
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
i need a lovely lady to spoil i have a big dick and a very clean house add me now
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wht is a obese ladys blood type. NUTELLA
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in Antarctica there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know ive been waiting for this moment.
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A old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check so I died to help her
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies action and likes when it gets harder... Your Penis
Im a lady so im a man
my pen is so strong ladies come and get it??????????????????
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An ugly man with a gun walks into a bar. He sees a woman, and falls in love with her. Man: Hey, cute lady! Woman: Leave me alone, you ugly two faced man! I already have a boyfriend. Man: Not for long! And then the man shoots the woman's boyfriend. Woman: How dare you murder such a beautiful man! Man: Now you shall be my girlfriend. Woman: Never. And then the man takes the seat that the woman's boyfriend was sitting in before. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open up your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, murder. Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the world, compared to all those ugly woman? Bleuch! Woman: What's it like being the ugliest mother f***ing murder in the world, compared to all those beautiful men? And then the man orders flowers and candy. Bartender: We don't serve flowers, or candy. And the man shoots the bartender. Another man can't believe what he just saw, so he strangles the first man, and throws him out.
