Know jokes
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Memes
Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.