Know jokes
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Memes
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.