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There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.

Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?

Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!

How do you know it's full?

Because there's not mushroom inside.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."