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Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D