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There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
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Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.