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A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
salad
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣