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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
Memes
Deck the halls with bowels of Holly, fa la la la la, la la la la.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.