Know jokes
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.