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Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?

A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?

(There is no F in orphan.)

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.

The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"

My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"