Know jokes
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What's the time?
How would I know?
I've been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.