Know jokes

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny

Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

Angela: His name is Kevin.

Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

Angela: I don't know.

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*