Know jokes
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
intelgent
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.