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Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

"What did we hit?"

"I don't know, a rock."

Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.