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You: âKnock knockâ Person: âWhoâs there?â You: âLeafâ Person: âLeaf who?â You: âLeaf this houseâ
*Apple bottom jeans playsâ
i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âBecause she had no armsâ
âWhy could she get up off the ground?â âBecause she had no friendsâ
âKnock knockâ âWhoâs there?â âNot Susie, sheâs still on the groundâ
âWhere did Susie go when the bomb went off?â âEverywhereâ âWhy couldnât Susie scratch her leg?â âBecause it was in a different body bagâ
âWhy did Susie drop her ice cream?â âShe was hit by a busâ
âWhy did Susie fall off the swing?â âSomeone threw a refrigerator at herâ
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
Knock Knock Who's there? Crippling depression Crippling depression who? Me
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
