Knock jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
me when i get outa the shower and my knocks on the door
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)