Knock

Knock Jokes

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?

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“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who's there?) Not Sally...

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Why’d the girl fall of the swing.

Cause she had no arms

Knock knock!! Who’s there?

Not the girl

Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking