Knock jokes
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.