Knock

Knock jokes

Wheelchair

There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!

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  • Salad

    Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

    The salad could be dressing!

    Discord

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Discord.

    Discord who?

    I need discord to plug in the phone.

    Job

    Two Native Americans

    Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

    The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

    His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

    Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

    Knock knock

    Me: Knock, knock.

    Other person: Who’s there?

    Me: Atch.

    Other person: Atch who?

    Me: Bless you!

    Orange

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

    Bear

    Man: Knock, knock...

    Boy: Who's there?

    Man: Bear...

    Boy: Bear who?

    Man: Bear bottom.

    Sister

    My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

    Ice Cream

    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

    Because he got hit by a truck.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Europe.

    Europe who?

    No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

    Bill Cosby

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who?

    Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

    Lettuce

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

    Door

    "Knock Knock..."

    "Who's There?"

    "Kenya"

    "Kenya who?"

    "KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"

    Water

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Water.

    Water who?

    Water you waiting for, just let me in!