Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!