Knock knock, who’s there? Queen, Queen who? You don’t know the queen you’re crazy
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
I did a nock nock jock to an orphan i said nock nock he said who is there and i said not tour parentes
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
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"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
Knock Knock Who’s There Suicide Suicide Who Suicide YOU
knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
Me : Knock Knock Orphan : Who's there ? Me : Not your family
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
today I told my Sis knock knock and she said who’s there and I said I Eat eat my mop and she said I eat mop poo instead of who
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma balls
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
