Knock jokes
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What the hell
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!