Knock knock,
Whos there
Stop
Stop who
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
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Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who's there) Not Sally
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? You give them a Sandy Hook.
