Knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.