Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
KNOCK KNOCK
Orphan:whos threre?
NOT YOUR PARENTS!!!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
Knock knock whos there kid kid who kidnap you
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
