knock knock
who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer w-
is cut off by being murdered
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
knock knock
whos there
crippling Depression
crippling Depression wh--
ME
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
KNOCK KNOCK
Orphan:whos threre?
NOT YOUR PARENTS!!!
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
[1]: Knock knock
[2]: Who's there?
[1]: Interrupting Cow
[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!
Knock Knock Who's There? Tank Tank who? You'er Welcome.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
The next time I knock on your door I'll hit you instead of the door
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
