Knock-knock jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Me: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Me: No-one.
Person: No-one who?
Me:...........
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
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