Knock knock

Knock-knock jokes

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sally.

Sally who?

You're going to bed right now.

Smell

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

"P,u!"

"P,u who?"

"P,u, you smell like shit!"

Cow

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Rabid cow.

Rabid cow who?

Hold on, I need to get my gun...

Owl

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Stop acting like an owl!

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Mama

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not your.

Not your who?

Not your mama!

Victim

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

Hair

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Cry

Knock knock.

Boo.

No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.

Guy

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Sally

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

    What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

    What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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  • Susie

    Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.

    Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.

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  • Grandmother

    "My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

    Language

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A murderer.

    A murderer who--

    Is cut off by being murdered.

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