Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.