Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!