Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!