Knock-knock jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the douchebag's house.
Knock knock.
(It's the octopus.)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.