Knock-knock jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"