Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!