Knock-knock jokes
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.