Knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.