Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
*Starts putting up hand signs.*
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon deez nuts.
Dragon deez nuts who?
DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!