Knock-knock jokes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.