Knock-knock jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did Sally have a black eye? She tried to play pattycake.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your hoochie coochie stinks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.