Knock-knock jokes
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
No one who?
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.