Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Bill Cosby

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

Mother

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

Roger.

(Roger who?)

Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Police

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.

Dad

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

Knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Cabbage

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

Broccoli

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Dog

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.