Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) Roger. (Roger who?) Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Knock, knock. (Who’s there?) It’s the police ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver he’s dead.

Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!

Why’d the girl fall of the swing.

Cause she had no arms

Knock knock!! Who’s there?

Not the girl