Kitchen Appliance

Kitchen Appliance jokes

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”

The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”