What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
