What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
