Kitchen Appliance

Kitchen Appliance Jokes

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Frog

What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

Oven

Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A. His mom threw an oven at him.

Alligator

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

Toaster

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Fork

What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

Frog

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.