What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
