What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Why do brides wear white?
So the match the kitchen appliances
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
What's white, red, and screams a lot? A baby in a blender.
