Kitchen Appliance jokes
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.