Kitchen Appliance

Kitchen Appliance jokes

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face...

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?

A blender.

How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

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