grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove
how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
