Stove

Stove jokes

Grandfather

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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  • Terrorist

    What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

    "Did I leave the stove on?"

    Memes

    Foot

    Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

    Water

    How to make holy water:

    1. Grab a pot.

    2. Put water in it.

    3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.

    4. Boil the hell out of it.

    Plane Crash

    What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

    "Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

    Steak

    Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"

    I said, "On a stove!"

    Memes

    Community

    Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333

    now onto taco's

    soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),