Stove jokes
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
The real reason women are always cold is because theyβre not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
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Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
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Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
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should i put an afterburner on my gas stove
Guys send prayers to my hamster. Today when i came home from my uncles we found him underneath the stove in a mouse trap (the sticky kinds) his fur on his right arm was missing so its just bare skin and he had glue trap all over him we don't know if he is going to make it through the night but right now he is so shock that everytime i pick him up he bites me so please send out prayers for my little guy i'm very worried about him. If you do thank you very much <3333
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),