What is godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
KING
ching chong china jing jong japan ting tong taiwan hing hong hong kong king kong korea
My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FU*KING CRUSH B*TCH
Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
How did Stephen King die? Some one unplugged the router.
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
