King Jokes

Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.

Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.

Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.

I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down

Two mates walk into a bar Mate 1 : Shit! look at that spider over there Mate 2 : Whateverrrrrrr Mate 1 : No, seriously it's bloody massive Mate 2 : (Turns around) Shit thats huge, I thought you were Joking Mate 1 : No I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)

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What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better

Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?

A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King

Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it

What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole

How did Stephen King die? Some one unplugged the router.

boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

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There lived a jackal in a forest he did not get the day's food so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest but could not find any food finally he dicided to go to the city as he was walking into the city as soon as he was walking he heard some dogs bark soon he found a group of dogs running towards him so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a Dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye the dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him the jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest every animal In the forest were frightened to see a new animal the jackal realised that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation he called the animal towards him the jackal said oh my dear friends I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all I will be the king of this jungle all the animals became very happy everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs they came to him with all their problems and listened to what there king said one day as the king jackal was sitting by the court he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest for a long time he had not heard these voices he felt very happy forgetting he was the king he howled back immediately all the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger but the jackal he was already on the run