little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
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Shame on King Tut! Tsk- tsk!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didnβt have a dream. You know, for his sake.
So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
What is King kong FOR dinner? Humans
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
