King jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!