King jokes
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Memes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!