Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
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So you know The Lion King Do you remember Simba Well his dad is really strong and he walks really fast but Simba walks really slow So I told him to Mufasa
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!
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One knight, a king and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "Knight"!!!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
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Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
What is godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
What is King kong FOR dinner? Humans
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Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
