King

King jokes

Chess

Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.

Tower

The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.

They were plane as usual.

Lettuce

"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."

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    What did kings say when they were made king?

    Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!

    Humpty Dumpty

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

    Dream

    It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.

    You know, for his sake.

    Dairy Queen

    Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

    Mufasa

    So you know "The Lion King."

    Do you remember Simba?

    Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

    So I told him to Mufasa.

    Yang

    You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

    There was none, it was all white!

    Fish

    One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

    One "knight"!!!

    Middle Ages

    In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

    I mean, I don't see why not.