The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!