James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
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You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
đ„This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Whoâs the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
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Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
