What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!
