Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
King Jokes
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
