King jokes
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.