King jokes
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Kingly discussion?
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
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Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!