Water What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation? Hail, of course! What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation? Reign!
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Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
ik ive changed my name from tj to selfish king but know its gunna be selfishking#781
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If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
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Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
number 15 burger king foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Berger king Berger is someones foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
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Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
