Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Why can't England play chess? Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
