King Jokes

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the racist catholic priest say?

Martin Luther not my king.

Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common

A:they put meat on five year old buns

Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors....

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king

Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)

If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?

Alive

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!

where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle

What was king tut's favorite coffee?

- De-coffin-ated

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.