King jokes
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Kingly discussion?
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.