Teacher:tell me a moral story Little Johny:once my grandfather was in WW2.he saw everyone praising to kill him.for example we should sneak up and kill him,we get the helicopter above and shoot him from there.my grandfather heard this,he got his gun and shot them all Teacher:what is the moral even? Little Johny:never plan to kill my grandfather
How do you make a body disappear? You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in ground and putting dirt over them is alot of hard work!
Psa im joking and dont condone these actions.
How do you kill a sheep? You lamb shank it
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
roses are red i have a confession man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session
A man sits in a bar and get seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics. The bartender asked, "What's wrong sir?" The man reply's, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me." The bartender says, " put 20$ in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash." So the man walks out the with 20$ he put in his shirt pocket. The next day the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?" The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me 20$ bucks for the wash." The wife pull out the money. "There is 40$-", says the wife. "Oh, he also peed on me he paid for the wash to." The man walks away in belif he didn't get caught by his wife.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all he did kill hitler himself
My granddad killed hitler
Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
never kill an orphin cuz then that will end their mizuri
Pov. Orphans rull the world. God said I'm your dad. Then kills himself. The orphan waaaaa!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the lysol didn't kill.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
Am i the only one here that actually tried to kill my self 15 times and failed every and landed up in the hospital every time
Mom : You will make me kill myself Me who has cut first : I'll kill myself ✨first✨
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : *stays quite cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls* Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don't want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I'LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!
