Kids jokes
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4