Kids jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
*in the hospital*
Paralyzed kid: I'm out!
*walks out the room*
Blind kid: You can walk?!
Mute kid: You can see?!
Deaf kid: You can talk?!
Doctor: Wut the f**k?
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.