Kids jokes

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!