Kids jokes

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because some kid was flossing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?