Kids jokes

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!

So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"

God, I love working at an orphanage.

What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?

- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.

- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.

- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

What do you call a kid that lives alone?

An orphan. ;)

What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?

I would leave them hanging.

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working in an orphanage!