Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Kids Jokes
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Remember kids.
Killing an AISH worker is a victimless crime.
