Kids jokes
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped? Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"