Kids jokes
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(šššš„ŗ. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Memes
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Hereās your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: Thatās not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: Thatās it, little baby Jimmy, Iām giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please donāt hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: Iām secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Shouldāve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! Heās the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, itās not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and weāre going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesnāt see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What is the difference between the snow āļø and sun š? Snow is slippery, and the other kind š§ of weather is not slippery.
What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĆEEEEEEEEÄEEEEÄEEEEEEEEESH!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
An autistic kid.
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Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.