Kids jokes
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing!
If a kid does not go to sleep during nap time, isn't he resisting a rest?
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.