Kids jokes
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."