Kids jokes

Punch

    • I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"

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    • Kid

    • Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

    It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

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    • Depression

    • If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

    The kid just hangs there.

    Kids memes

    Emo kid

    • What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

    The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

    Van

    • I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.

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    • Reaction

    • There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

    Fortnite

    • I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.

    Picture

    • So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

    That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

    Word

    • Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

    *The next day*

    Uncle: F*CK!