Kids jokes

Kid

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

People

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

Word

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

Lake

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Memes

Bunch

What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.

Syndrome

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

Orphan

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Kid

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

Dora

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

Kid

My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.

Dyslexic

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

Akeld

"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!