Kids jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.