Kids jokes

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.