Kids jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"