Kids jokes
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Do you know this kind of kid
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
VOTING SEMIFINAL 2
LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.