Kids jokes

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?

You put Velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get the black kids down?

You invite the Mexicans over.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.