Kids jokes

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

What game is for kids? Uno.