Kids jokes

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What game is for kids? Uno.

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"