Kids jokes
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What game is for kids? Uno.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.