Kids jokes

Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What is a depressed kid's favorite game?

Hangman.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

Why can't orphan kids play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

What game is for kids? Uno.