Kids jokes
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
Memes
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?