Kids jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.