Kids jokes
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.