I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Kids Jokes
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
