Kids jokes

Death

    • Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

    Kid

    • There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

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    • Michael Jackson

    • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

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    • Kids memes

    School

    • Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

    Momma

    • Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

    Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

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    • Orphanage

    • A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

    The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

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    • Planet

    • A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"

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    • Duck

    • A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."

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