Kids jokes

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

A physical doctor for kids.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

A kid called Chris:

:orphan

A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.

Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.

Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?

He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.