Kids jokes
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
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When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?