Kids jokes
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
POV ME
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD