Kids jokes
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?