Kids jokes

Friend

    • A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

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    • Autism

    • Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

    Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

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    • Weapon

    • Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

    That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

    Kids memes

    Wheelchair kid

    • My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

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    • Orphan

    • Why can't orphans really play baseball?

    Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

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    • Kid

    • So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

    So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

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    • Kid

    • What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

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    • Bear

    • Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

    His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

    *Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

    Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

    LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

    Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

    Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

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