Kids jokes
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.