Kids jokes
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Memes
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"