Kids jokes

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?

He made the cut.

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

Dad: You are one.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.

That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

My kid had an accident.

How does a disabled kid walk to school?

He wishes he had the facilities to.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.