Kids jokes
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.