Kids jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.