Kids jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.