Kids jokes

I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.

When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

When does a kid become an orphan?

When the parents leave.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What is the perfect job for a pedophile?

A physical doctor for kids.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."