Kids jokes
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.