Kids jokes
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Memes
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.