When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Kids Jokes
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
