Kids jokes
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...