Kids jokes
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Memes
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.