Kids jokes
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Memes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
A kid walks into the classroom on time.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.