Kids jokes

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.