A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Kids Jokes
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
