Kids jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Memes
that one cool kid in your class
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.