Kids jokes

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."

The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.

I love my job at the orphanage.

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Both can't see their parents.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?

Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!

Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?

Kid 2: No!

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"There's a great singer inside of you."

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.